The-Suck-Monkey-Army

Summary: An Invader Zim one-shot, part of a collection of unusual pairings. Temporarily the victim of a massive conspiracy, Bill finds someone who offers him help. Bill sat at the front of an alley in his worn-out trench coat, his sunglasses missing one lens. He had last bathed in a convenience store restroom, and though not even in this forties he looked worn and old. He stared bitterly at the people who passed him, a coffee cup held limply in his hand. It held two quarters, a nickel and a button. Look at him. Reduced to...this. It goes to show what happens when you tangle with powerful enemies. Even his own agency had turned out to be nothi

Summary: An Invader Zim one-shot, based on fifty prompts for the Zim/Gaz pairing. Slight violence, cursing and innuendo. ___________________________________________________________________________________ 001. Angel Zim had heard other hyumans refer to their love-pigs as "angels" all the time. Yet for some reason, when he did it, all he got were weird looks and a thirty-minute lecture from Dib about how little he understood about hyuman theology. 002. Reason It didn't make any sense, granted, but Gaz didn't care, and Zim…well, his grasp on logic was never too strong to begin with anyway. 003. Prank Tripping the Dib-monster as he walk